But really though,
falling asleep with someone you love is one of the greatest experiences.
the fact that bisexual and pansexual and non-monosexual queer people need to “prove” that they are not just slutty straight people trying to be edgy or trendy or sexy is why i hate the queer community
the fact that bi people have to defend their identification and “prove” that they’re not transphobic or think of gender specifically as a binary
is another reason why i sometimes hate the queer community
Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE.
BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH SAVING—BUT YOU BET YOUR ASS THE PUBLIC WILL BE IN A RIOT IF A GOOD PAIR OF TITS IS IN DANGER.
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”